Episode 13 w/ Chris Wittyngham: “Miami Mega Mall”

July 13, 2018

00:00:00 - Miami-Ass Mega Mall Commercial

00:02:24 - Intro: Contest winner announcement

00:07:06 - Interview w/ Chris Wittyngham

00:31:42 - #DontBeAnAsshole: Guy gets stabbed by dude w/ no arms

00:38:45 - American Dream Miami is problematic

00:59:06 - Outtakes


This episode is sponsored by Miami Wake Academy!




Episode 12: Everything is Terribler

June 28, 2018

This week's episode is brought to you by Miami Wake Academy. Listen for details about our awesome wakesurfing class giveaway!!!

00:00 - Miami New Times Top 10 Miami Pod/Miami Wake Academy Giveaway

03:35 - Everything is Even More Terrible Than it Was Last Week - Contest Details

11:32 - Time Warp - Louis CK is an Asshole

13:53 - Slim Might Be a Hoarder

20:30 - Diego Maradona is an Asshole

27:17 - @Benjam_n01’s Asshole Art is Goddamn Genius




Episode 11: Everything is Terrible

June 22, 2018

This week’s Ballscast is brought to you by the fine folks at customizedgrinder.com


00:00 - Intro: Everything is Terrible

06:10 - Random old friends

09:15 - Disgusting, hypocritical religious right

28:18 - Bean’s Up Top: DM stuff




Episode 10 w/ Chris Wittyngham: Not Your Average World Cup Preview

June 14, 2018

0:00 - Intro

2:22 - Jon Gruden Calls a World Cup Match

5:50 - Chris Wittyngham Interview/World Cup Preview

38:04 - Bean’s Up Top (Slim shitting where he eats?)



Episode 9 w/ Ethan Skolnick, Telling Fresh LeBron James Stories

June 1, 2018

00:00: LeBron, NBA Finals stuff

12:02: Ethan Skolnick interview

51:27: Slim got another new toy

52:48: Y'alls weird-ass sports superstitions

58:13: Don't Be an Asshole (Ethan & Sophie)

59:07: @DanGnajerle's impression of Christopher Walken doing an impression of Tony Fiorentino





Episode 8 w/ Miami New Times Managing Editor Tim Elfrink

May 25, 2018

0:00 Beastie Boys Parody “It’s Problematic” 

1:54 Problematic Faves Intro

5:57 Listener’s Problematic Faves

16:23 Bean’s Up Top - Slim pays for porn now

21:20 Don’t be an asshole to fast food workers or ppl who handle your food

33:48 Miami New Times Managing Editor Tim Elfrink


Episode 7 w/ Miami Police Officer “Tatanka”

May 18, 2018
  • 0:00 - Miami Ass Traffic Solutions of Miami
  • 2:00 - Intro (Slim fucks up right off the bat)
  • 5:50 - Bean’s Up Top - Slim reviews the Kiiroo Onyx 2 
  • 12:07 - Audience Question: Worst Miami Driver Stories
  • 29:24 - Interview w/ Officer Tatanka
  • 41:03 - Don’t Be An Asshole (maybe be an asshole sometimes)
  • 47:21 - Tony Fwalkentino drunk dial

Episode 6: Mother’s Day Special

May 11, 2018

The show gets started with a special Mother's Day song. Chris Joseph's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. The show has a new sponsor this week. Check out ERA Fit HERE!!! Seriously, check them out because Slim wants to do a deal with them where they help get him into shape and he needs this sponsorship to work so he doesn't die SO PLEASE CHECK IT OUT THANK YOU... #KeepSlimAlive... Anyways... Slim purchased a sex toy to go with his VR headset. Oh, and a special guest joins the show! DJ Khaled is this week's #DontBeAnAsshole. That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toy. What are some of the best movies made in Miami?


Episode 5 w/ Miami Food Expert Andrew Giambarba

May 4, 2018

Slim thinks he's making progress with his diet, but he's still kind of eating like shit. He is getting lots of exercise, however, from jerking off to virtual reality porn. Miami food expert Andrew Giambarba (@andymiami) tells the guys where to take women they're trying to bag, and lots of other cool Miami food stuff. Dumb Shit Tweet of The Week is now known as Don't Be an Asshole. Finally, what would you do if you had all of the infinity stones?