Donald & Toady

September 21, 2018

Donald Trump has a conversation with his weirdly shaped penis. 



Episode 19: Exquisive

September 14, 2018

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On this week's episode: Nobody knows anything about football. The Dolphins were fun. Slim tells some stories from his time working for Birdman. Chris tells you why Armando Salguero is an asshole. #DontBeAnAsshole. Slim is a legit disgusting human being, who may never get laid again. He has been shopping for prostitutes, though. Slim shares a traumatic story from his past. Brendan Tobin is lobbying for Biscayne Blvd. to be renamed Dwyane Wade Blvd and he has the full support of the Ballscast. 




Episode 18 w Ryan Yousefi: Football is Back, Yay (Kill Me)…

September 7, 2018

We start things off with a beautiful rendition of the Miami Dolphins fight song, by @BillFromBoynton

Chris rants on Ron DeSantis in this week's #DontBeAnAsshole

Miami New Times sports writer Ryan Yousefi gets us geared up for another mediocre Dolphins season. 

Finally, Smoot drops by for his new betting game

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Episode 17: Everything Isn’t Terrible

August 29, 2018

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This week, the fellas celebrate a huge win for Andrew Gillum in the Florida primaries. The opening rant may sound familiar. 

Also, the dreadful preseason Dolphins, our first times smoking weed, and doing really dumb shit as kids. And Ricky J Marc stops in!

Oh, and come hang out with us at Uncle Al's in Sunrise this Sunday for the Canes game! Wingssss!!!!!


BallsCast Your Vote - On The Marc: Bring It Home

August 26, 2018
Folks, Primary Election season is finally here! Florida has a unique chance to elect one of the best, most qualified candidates in recent memory, and friend of the program, Ricky J. Marc, is back to explain why we should all rally around Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum in a bonus episode of the Ballscast!
IMPORTANT: Visit for everything you need during this election season. To learn more about Ricky, visit his website at and follow him on Twitter at @RickyJMarc. To learn about and contribute to his academic fundraiser, visit
REMEMBER—as Ricky always says: your vote is your voice, your voice is your victory, and your victory is your power. Have a listen, and be sure to help Andrew Gillum#BringItHome this Tuesday and in this November! Florida needs our help to make it better for everybody!

Episode 15 w/ Ricky J Marc: “Lighter Skinned Opinions”

August 9, 2018

In this episode, the guys explore racial topics with the brilliant Ricky J Marc.

PLEASE visit to learn more about him and his journey. 

PLEASE help Ricky help the world by donating to his GoFundMe



Episode 14: Vote, D***heads!

July 27, 2018

00:20 We're not gonna do an intro

01:34 Sam

06:50 Voter registration stuff

08:30 Democratic primary candidates

18:28 The show leads a revolution

25:28 Paranoid sex

27:25 Lousy C***suckers

32:30 Faking orgasms

38:10 Iguanas are taking over the world


This episode is brought to you by Sam. 



Best of: Blast from the Ballspast

July 19, 2018

We went digging through the original Ballscast archives to bring you a few segments from the show's first incarnation. One thing you might notice...more Smoot! Proceed with caution ;)

00:39 - “Mommy, Mommy, I have a big p***y!” Chris’ kid learns the p-word 

07:20 - Gainesville Pissing Bandit

10:22 - Is it sexist to NOT punch a woman?

16:31 - Ray Feinga Interview: Talks about...

• Buying a vending machine

• Nut shots

• Singing in the shower

• Listening to Miley Cyrus

• Peeing in his pants on the field

• How many 6-year-olds he can take in a fight

39:56 - Chris’ traumatic bacon experience

48:02 - Is cannibalism ok?


Episode 13 w/ Chris Wittyngham: “Miami Mega Mall”

July 13, 2018

00:00:00 - Miami-Ass Mega Mall Commercial

00:02:24 - Intro: Contest winner announcement

00:07:06 - Interview w/ Chris Wittyngham

00:31:42 - #DontBeAnAsshole: Guy gets stabbed by dude w/ no arms

00:38:45 - American Dream Miami is problematic

00:59:06 - Outtakes


This episode is sponsored by Miami Wake Academy!